A letter from the owner
When I started CIRRUSbox I was looking for something that gave me all of the choices, great prices, and the ease of use afforded by the internet to meet my vaping needs. I wanted something to give me the best options out there, unhindered by physical location and stock availability. Basically, I’m really, really lazy and I want exactly what I want without having to do something awful, like get in the car and drive to a store to get it. And why should we? With the dawn of our computer overlords on the horizon and the ability to send packages with armies of small flying robots (editor’s note- all packages are sent via post, not by swarms of artificially intelligent drones) why don’t we revel in this technological oasis while we still have the chance?
While we’re at it, why not do our darndest to make sure that whatever is strapped to the undercarriages of these soulless metal contraptions (editor’s note – parcels are still sent via post) fulfills all of our predilections, and even fulfills the ones we didn’t even know we had.
You know that guy you hate? The one who only drinks black coffee slow dripped at 198 degrees Fahrenheit, made from Ecuadorian beans, hand picked and lovingly fed to an alpaca before being collected and roasted for your drinking pleasure? That’s us. We’re picking your ejuice and you don’t ever have to engage us face to face in conversation. It’s like having that horrible friend who takes you to the most amazing Peruvian restaurant, without having to sit with that friend and listen to why “vinyl just has more soul” for an hour and a half. We’ll be that guy for you, but while you enjoy your perfectly cooked Papa rellena, we’ll wait in the car.
That’s all fine and dandy, but I like things cheaper. We do that too. You are going to pay less. A lot less. We only deal in premium juice and you are going to save oodles on it.
If you’ve made it this far I thank you and want to personally welcome you to the CIRRUSbox family.